A pickup Line!!!

• Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Girl friend and Boy friend

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. 

 

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Great fan of Thomas Edison,

I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,
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"Tomorrow is my exam but I dont
care Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future."

After engagement with engineer!

Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now!

engineer: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .:-D

Define Lesbian

Another Egoistic Attempt By Women To Show They Can Replace Man In Every Field. :D :P

When a girl cries for you

When a girl cries 4 u, don't be too Emotional.., those tears are like a Loan, u gotta pay it back..!! :D :P

Valentine's Day Cancelled

This Valentine's Day is Cancelled..
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Mathematical proof 14-02-12= 0 ;):)

Universal Truth :P

From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut.., From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk !!! :D :P

Racism

Racism is when a White iphone costs more than a Black iphone. :D :P

‎CLASSIC INSULT

 Girl - I just came from the beauty parlour..

 Boyfrnd- Awwww !! It was closed again? :D :P

Definition of High Heels

The Coolest Definition Of HIGH HEELS FOOTWARE:
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'Its The Thing Invented By Short Girls Who Were Bored Of Being Kissed On Forehead..... :P

Be proud 2 b a Drinker

‎"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs".

 This is only sentence that has all 26 alphabets of English.

 Be proud 2 b a Drinker. :-D

According to student etc means......

What does "etc" mean in exaams?.
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E : End of
T : Thinking
C : Capacity =P

Whose guilty??

"Husband and wife are sleeping.."
Wife dreaming at night,

Suddenly shouts:
'Quick, my husband is coming'

Husband gets up and jumps out of the window ..:PDP

Shorteee

Truth of Life:
Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry.
Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband again says sorry.

Marriage Age 18.
Drinking Age 25.
Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
  
Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife?  
Husband: She has a problem for every solution. 

Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!
 

One Liners

Gal: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! 

Guy: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

 

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Boy: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy:
1st Msg: Let`s break up now, it`s all over.
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

One Liners

Husband to wife, there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening.
Wife: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk. 

Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.
Men: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls? 


In an African Safari, a lion suddenly pounced on a man's`s wife!
Wife: Shoot him.
Man: Well, let me change the battery of my camera.

Boy: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Girl: I clean the toilet.
Boy: How does that help?
Girl: I use ur toothbrush.

Girl friend and Boy friend

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. 

 

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Intellident Blonde

A blonde says to another blonde "Look! A dead bird!"and the

blonde looks up and says "Where?"

What is old age ??

Ans. When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!