Gal: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Guy: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Boy: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Boy: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy:
1st Msg: Let`s break up now, it`s all over.
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
1st Msg: Let`s break up now, it`s all over.
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
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