Husband to wife, there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening.
Wife: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk.
Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.
Men: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?
In an African Safari, a lion suddenly pounced on a man's`s wife!
Wife: Shoot him.
Man: Well, let me change the battery of my camera.
Boy: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Girl: I clean the toilet.
Boy: How does that help?
Girl: I use ur toothbrush.
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