Little Bean - Do hearts have legs

Little Bean once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Bean replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

Blood Test

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself,"This is a good
opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that
you have the Staff of Life in one hand.  What do you have in the
other?"

Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."

A young teenager comes home from school

 A young teenager comes home from school and asks her
mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?  That babies
come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"

Our Bright Childhood

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is gay.

"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.

Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"