Universal Truth :)

If a Man opens the door of his Car for his Wife..

Then either the 'Wife' or the 'Car' is New :) :P

Girl friend and Boy friend

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry. 

 

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Six or Twelve s

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she would like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she would like to have it cut into: six or twelve. "Oh, goodness, six please," said the blonde. "I don't think I could ever eat twelve."

After engagement with engineer!

Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now!

engineer: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .:-D

Girlss are cute :D :P

Girl-wich laptop u have?

Boy-Dell xps15,i7 processor,2.2ghz,wide led display, 4gb Ram,1tb hard disk & nvdia 9800gtx graphix card & which one u have?

 Girl-Pink color

BEST ADVERTISEMENT

The best advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

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"don't whistle at the girl going out from here, she might be ur grand mother... ;D :P

A bird was disturbing a girl all the time. Finally she caught it ;
decided to kill it cruelly
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She took it to the top of a building &; dropped it.
 "After all Girls are so intelligent" :P

Great Wall of China

Why does the great wall of china comes in the 7 wonders of the world?
 Leme guess...

 it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long. :D :P

ROFL XD

A girl removed her jeans , threw it at her boyfriend and said.,
 "MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE"


 Boy removed his jeans , threw it at the girl and said.,
"Wash Both the Jeans !!" :D :P

When a girl cries for you

When a girl cries 4 u, don't be too Emotional.., those tears are like a Loan, u gotta pay it back..!! :D :P

Valentine's Day Cancelled

This Valentine's Day is Cancelled..
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Mathematical proof 14-02-12= 0 ;):)

Diff b/w confident n Confidential

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"

 Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. . . . . .


Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." :D :P

Meaning of Sorry

Old meaning of Sorry .

"I Wont Do It Again" . . .

New Meaning Of Sorry, .

 "Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
:P :P

Valentine's Day - Jokes

Valentine's Day is only 13days away
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So remember, It's not too late to Break-up & Save Money.. :P

Boy and Girl

Boy(romanticly): I wana tel u something ?

 Girl:its not gud 2 talk while eatin (after eating)

 G:now tel me.

 Boy:der was a mosquito in ur food..!

Hell Manager

Man asks to hell manager: Can i make a short call to my spouse?
Hell manager: OK.
Man after call: How much should i pay for it?
Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free of cost..

HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE

Teacher : Write an Essay On 'If Im a Millionaire'

All Students Started writing Except one Boy ,

 Teacher : Why dont you start Writing ?

Boy : Im Waiting for My Secretary :P

Made in China

Do you know why China has the largest population in the world..??

 Their condoms are "Made in China" !!! :D :P

Husband and Wife

Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??

 Wife- i hav just made a simple rule... ''romance will start sharp @ 9.... Wid u or widout u!;)

Poor Dracula

‎1969 : Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood !!

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 . . In 2012 : Dracula died of hunger xP