Universal Truth :)

If a Man opens the door of his Car for his Wife..

Then either the 'Wife' or the 'Car' is New :) :P

BEST ADVERTISEMENT

The best advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

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"don't whistle at the girl going out from here, she might be ur grand mother... ;D :P

Valentine's Day Cancelled

This Valentine's Day is Cancelled..
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Mathematical proof 14-02-12= 0 ;):)

Diff b/w confident n Confidential

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"

 Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. . . . . .


Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." :D :P

Meaning of Sorry

Old meaning of Sorry .

"I Wont Do It Again" . . .

New Meaning Of Sorry, .

 "Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"
:P :P

Valentine's Day - Jokes

Valentine's Day is only 13days away
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So remember, It's not too late to Break-up & Save Money.. :P

Boy and Girl

Boy(romanticly): I wana tel u something ?

 Girl:its not gud 2 talk while eatin (after eating)

 G:now tel me.

 Boy:der was a mosquito in ur food..!

Made in China

Do you know why China has the largest population in the world..??

 Their condoms are "Made in China" !!! :D :P

Husband and Wife

Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??

 Wife- i hav just made a simple rule... ''romance will start sharp @ 9.... Wid u or widout u!;)

Poor Dracula

‎1969 : Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood !!

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Universal Truth :P

From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut.., From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk !!! :D :P

Big Difference

There is a big difference between Men and Women when they say,
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"I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night"

Height of Insult.

 Guide Person says, ''I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!''
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Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.

Master Key

A woman asks : If i sleep with 3 men , everyone calls me a Slut ..

 But when a man sleeps with 8 women , everyone calls him a real man How come?

 Person said : Its very simple When one lock can b opened by 3 keys..

Then its a Bad Lock =P But when a key opens 8 Locks , we call it as a MASTER KEY :O xD

‎CLASSIC INSULT

 Girl - I just came from the beauty parlour..

 Boyfrnd- Awwww !! It was closed again? :D :P

Girls are so Dumb

Boy : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ? xP
Girl : I can eat 6 apples :s
Boy : You can eat only one apple in empty stomach, because when you eat the 2nd apple thats not in empty stomach :P
Girl : Wow Good joke i will tell to my friend =P

 After...

Girl1 to Girl2 : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ?
 Girl 2: I can eat 10 ;) ♥
 Girl 1: If you tell 6 , I could crack a Super Joke :D

Boys!!!!!

No Matter whether Boys are driving
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Accord or Corolla
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They are not able to overtake a . Girls College Van :P xP

Brilliant Student!!!

Teacher : What happend on 1908 ?
 Student : Abraham lincoln was born !
 Teacher : what happend on 1918 ?
Student : Abraham lincoln was 10years old :D

ROFL XD

Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years . . .

Leagl Marrying age for Boys : 21 years... ... . . . .

What does this mean? . . . . .

You need more experience to Handle a girl than a country ! Px =P :P

Love birds

If a couple in love is called
LOVE BIRDS .... . . . .


den a couple who've fought wid each othr will be called ? . .


'ANGRY BIRDS'