- HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
- First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
- Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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