- What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
- How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
- Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
SMS ONE - Liners
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