ONE-LINERS[R9]

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor:
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning,
I start at my head and wash down as far as possible.
Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."

"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."

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