Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
Q: Why are babies so fragile?
A: They are put together with one screw.
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed
Ladies Hostel Caught Fire... It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control...
and 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!
A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
He fingers her & says how's it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.
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