SMS-Text Isults

• My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

• If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

• Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

• Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

• I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

• Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

• You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.