One Liners-SMS

• How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
  

• Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

• Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

• Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!

• How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
  

• On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

• Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

• FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

HUGGING YOU

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

IDIOT

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.