Wife: Hey, look at that guy who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Well, 12 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god, good! he is still celebrating!!
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Son: Dad, tell me the difference between spouse and mom?
Dad: Dear son, one brings you into this great world crying but the other ensures you continue crying..
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Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do?
Boy: Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die?
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Well, 12 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god, good! he is still celebrating!!
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Son: Dad, tell me the difference between spouse and mom?
Dad: Dear son, one brings you into this great world crying but the other ensures you continue crying..
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Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do?
Boy: Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die?
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