A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500
and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck.
He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags.
I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."
His wife say, "That's wonderful.
What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"
He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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