No deposit, no return.

Recently I was so embarrassed at my wedding, at the
rehearsal, the minister told my father, 'As you give
your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say
something nice to him.'
My father, a grocery-store manager, took the advice.
During the wedding ceremony, he placed my hand on my new
husband's arm and said, 'No deposit, no return.'

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