One Liner 04

 It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still 
ends up with the same boss. 

 Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address 
books. 

 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it 
for you. 
 
 Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk 
because they have to say something 
 
 They call our language the mother tonguebecause the father seldom 
gets to speak!