One Liner 05

• Man: Is there any way for long life? 
  

Dr: Get married. 
Man: Will it help? 
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. 
 

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality 
  

just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 
 

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
  

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 
 

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like 
  

asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 
 

• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 
  

 
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!