One Liner-01

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while 
driving.
 
 
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
 
 
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
 
the other is the wife!
 
 
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
 
wanted cash.
 
 
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
 
purchased new school uniforms.
 
 

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