tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70830505424223186672012-02-10T08:15:54.647-08:00The Greatest JOKE BlogJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.comBlogger2391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-6243442614141506452012-02-10T08:15:00.001-08:002012-02-10T08:15:54.671-08:00Gamers vs Nerds JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-50411044416700735262012-02-10T05:04:00.000-08:002012-02-10T05:04:04.001-08:00!st year Anatomy class ‎1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY , e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-7396481936208091322012-02-09T07:45:00.001-08:002012-02-09T07:45:44.839-08:00Granny- The Hardcore Gamer JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-91153993006551685432012-02-09T04:32:00.001-08:002012-02-09T04:32:21.206-08:00Valentine's Day Cancelled This Valentine's Day is Cancelled...,,......Mathematical proof 14-02-12= 0 ;):) JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-82772935536039756052012-02-07T06:05:00.001-08:002012-02-07T06:05:31.677-08:00Diff b/w confident n Confidential Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"  Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. . . . . . Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-50516171959880581472012-02-02T19:42:00.001-08:002012-02-02T19:45:28.313-08:00Meaning of Sorry Old meaning of Sorry . "I Wont Do It Again" . . . New Meaning Of Sorry, .  "Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful" :P :P JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-72952543350100868262012-02-01T10:30:00.000-08:002012-02-01T10:30:12.677-08:00Valentine's Day - Jokes Valentine's Day is only 13days away . . . . . . So remember, It's not too late to Break-up & Save Money.. :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-16062247342175308142012-01-31T09:55:00.000-08:002012-01-31T09:55:18.623-08:00Facebook - when a guy/gal signs in JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-12689076183409388682012-01-27T09:30:00.000-08:002012-01-27T09:30:07.538-08:00Boy and Girl Boy(romanticly): I wana tel u something ?  Girl:its not gud 2 talk while eatin (after eating)  G:now tel me.  Boy:der was a mosquito in ur food..!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-63426989093402478752012-01-26T06:29:00.001-08:002012-01-26T06:29:14.473-08:00Mario vs Ninja turtle XD JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-16696931544360726432012-01-24T06:49:00.001-08:002012-01-24T06:49:12.344-08:00Wolverine or 2 batman :D JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-82957771825187874392012-01-21T23:49:00.001-08:002012-01-21T23:49:19.370-08:00WTF!!!! Creativity JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-18334123300043368142012-01-21T19:50:00.000-08:002012-01-21T19:50:05.317-08:00Hell Manager Man asks to hell manager: Can i make a short call to my spouse?Hell manager: OK.Man after call: How much should i pay for it?Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free of cost.. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-75583405094189330652012-01-20T06:52:00.000-08:002012-01-20T06:52:05.579-08:00HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE Teacher : Write an Essay On 'If Im a Millionaire' All Students Started writing Except one Boy ,  Teacher : Why dont you start Writing ? Boy : Im Waiting for My Secretary :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-58697027193391624042012-01-17T05:34:00.001-08:002012-01-17T05:34:16.905-08:00Healthy Family JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-9156361962724300752012-01-17T04:16:00.000-08:002012-01-17T04:16:16.815-08:00Girl vs Boy JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-75547693334735421162012-01-17T04:09:00.001-08:002012-01-17T04:09:37.133-08:00What a coincidence :O JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-12718282768123919992012-01-17T04:04:00.001-08:002012-01-17T04:04:35.748-08:00Social Networking :D JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-52893254665188615112012-01-09T10:03:00.001-08:002012-01-09T10:03:55.685-08:00Made in China Do you know why China has the largest population in the world..??  Their condoms are "Made in China" !!! :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-36399847117570734502012-01-08T09:31:00.001-08:002012-01-08T09:31:37.385-08:00Husband and Wife Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??  Wife- i hav just made a simple rule... ''romance will start sharp @ 9.... Wid u or widout u!;)JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-18563204805373112282012-01-08T09:30:00.001-08:002012-01-08T09:30:44.524-08:00Poor Dracula ‎1969 : Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood !! .  . . In 2012 : Dracula died of hunger xPJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-64356082841001387412012-01-04T08:34:00.000-08:002012-01-04T08:34:14.677-08:00Universal Truth :P From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut.., From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk !!! :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-89985874016014756992012-01-02T09:11:00.000-08:002012-01-04T08:33:39.740-08:00Chemistry is Complicated Who says chemistry is easy!!! Chemistry is Complicated ... 2 GuysConversation in Bathroom DuringTest ..  G1 : You Gotta Help Me !  G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can't Help During test  G1 : Please Dude ... I Am Gonna FaiL  G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?  G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?  G2 : NO  G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me...  G2 : NO !  G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-22688304874073455702011-12-23T08:51:00.001-08:002011-12-23T08:51:39.103-08:00Innocent Son Innocent Son: Mom why my cousin's name is Jasmin ;) . .  Mom : Because your Aunt loves Flowers :| . .  Son : Mom What do you Love ? :P . .  Mom : Dicky stop asking me such stupid questions ! xD :D ♥ JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-41509928479654841292011-12-22T08:11:00.001-08:002011-12-22T08:11:22.052-08:00WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!  Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?  The girl said "no".  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and partied, had girlfriends, did nightouts and hunting and vacationing, smoked and drank lot of beer and scotch, came home late and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.  THE END!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-25023434326944800472011-12-18T09:36:00.001-08:002011-12-18T09:36:34.184-08:00Racism Racism is when a White iphone costs more than a Black iphone. :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-57883786543677918812011-12-16T23:44:00.001-08:002011-12-16T23:44:54.632-08:00Funny pictures JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-79245290647832356922011-12-16T23:43:00.000-08:002011-12-16T23:43:20.090-08:00Never thought it!!!!!!!!!!!!! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-84865281048294429622011-12-07T10:27:00.001-08:002011-12-07T10:28:20.261-08:00Best Family :D A guy went up to his father saying,  Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!  Father: That's great son, Who is it? Son: Its sandra, the neighbour's daughter!  Father: Ohh ! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister!  The boy naturally bummed out, but life goes on and indeed a JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-65436667693490971302011-12-05T09:56:00.001-08:002011-12-05T09:56:35.292-08:00Dont ask your heart I asked my heart "What is the difference between Love & Friendship....?  Heart replied : . . . . . . . .  bro see my work is onlii to pump blood, don't ask me out of syllabus questions xPJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-44350347645896601762011-12-04T04:50:00.001-08:002011-12-04T04:50:50.626-08:00Big Difference There is a big difference between Men and Women when they say,  .  . . "I finished a whole box of tissue watching that film last night"JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-21288336459003137662011-11-27T09:20:00.001-08:002011-11-27T09:20:50.690-08:00Height of Insult.  Guide Person says, ''I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!'' . . . Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-76698211378744118582011-11-23T05:29:00.001-08:002011-11-26T02:53:59.952-08:00Master Key A woman asks : If i sleep with 3 men , everyone calls me a Slut ..  But when a man sleeps with 8 women , everyone calls him a real man How come?  Person said : Its very simple When one lock can b opened by 3 keys.. Then its a Bad Lock =P But when a key opens 8 Locks , we call it as a MASTER KEY :O xD JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-21619964455627076072011-11-21T07:42:00.001-08:002011-11-21T07:43:19.442-08:00‎CLASSIC INSULT  Girl - I just came from the beauty parlour..  Boyfrnd- Awwww !! It was closed again? :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-38792735906676248032011-11-18T09:32:00.001-08:002011-11-18T09:32:56.070-08:00Girls are so Dumb Boy : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ? xP Girl : I can eat 6 apples :s Boy : You can eat only one apple in empty stomach, because when you eat the 2nd apple thats not in empty stomach :P Girl : Wow Good joke i will tell to my friend =P  After... Girl1 to Girl2 : How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ?  Girl 2: I can eat 10 ;) ♥  Girl 1: If you tell 6 , I could crack a JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-72957864496578242362011-11-18T09:21:00.001-08:002011-11-26T02:54:09.583-08:00Boys!!!!! No Matter whether Boys are driving . Ferrari  . Mercedes . Accord or Corolla . . They are not able to overtake a . Girls College Van :P xP JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-4932358244007776762011-11-12T23:53:00.001-08:002011-11-12T23:54:16.417-08:00Bloody English :P Husband messages to wife on cell : Hi, what are you doing darling???  Wife : I am dying...!!  Husband : Jumps with joy but types "sweet heart, how can I live without U..??"  Wife : You idiot i am dying my hair. Husband : Bloody English. :D :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-70525599488348416532011-11-12T23:27:00.001-08:002011-11-12T23:28:23.576-08:00A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA Students.........  1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That’s – Direct Marketing.  2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him - That’s Advertising.  3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? “That’s Brand Recognition“  4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you “That’s Customer Feedback“ JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-83205723956838250762011-11-12T02:52:00.001-08:002011-11-12T02:53:16.641-08:00Definition of High Heels The Coolest Definition Of HIGH HEELS FOOTWARE:...'Its The Thing Invented By Short Girls Who Were Bored Of Being Kissed On Forehead..... :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-34530162058672662682011-11-09T21:43:00.001-08:002011-11-09T21:51:54.613-08:00Few Funny pics frm the FB page :) JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-47420818881508657182011-11-08T10:32:00.001-08:002011-11-08T10:33:00.515-08:00Brilliant Student!!! Teacher : What happend on 1908 ?  Student : Abraham lincoln was born !  Teacher : what happend on 1918 ? Student : Abraham lincoln was 10years old :D JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-47763187827248959622011-11-06T07:05:00.000-08:002011-11-06T07:05:30.105-08:00ROFL XD Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years . . . Leagl Marrying age for Boys : 21 years... ... . . . . What does this mean? . . . . . You need more experience to Handle a girl than a country ! Px =P :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-15990625323868843492011-10-28T11:13:00.000-07:002011-10-28T11:13:11.147-07:00Love birds If a couple in love is called LOVE BIRDS .... . . . . den a couple who've fought wid each othr will be called ? . . 'ANGRY BIRDS' JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-20265631236023455712011-10-27T07:17:00.001-07:002011-10-27T07:17:26.093-07:00Good News Mack: Looking tensed?Andrew: Yes, because i am going to be father?Andrew: Oh, that's the good news.Mack: No, it's not. My wife does not aware about it..JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-31887394483652377542011-10-16T09:41:00.001-07:002011-10-16T09:41:52.540-07:00Be proud 2 b a Drinker ‎"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs".  This is only sentence that has all 26 alphabets of English.  Be proud 2 b a Drinker. :-DJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-42538583939786343022011-10-10T05:25:00.000-07:002011-10-10T05:25:30.388-07:003 friends after 20years ‎| 3 frnds met afta 20years | Talking about their child's sucess :)  1st : ma son studied economics became a banker & he finally became so rich tat last week he gav his frnd a Ferrari ..  2nd : ma son studied piloting & nw he owns a company & last week he gav his frnd a jet..... 3rd frnd cums out of bathroom* Whats da buzz oll about?? ...We r talking about ur sons sucess =]  3rd : ma son JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-6324318365767488662011-10-09T08:34:00.001-07:002011-10-09T08:34:47.664-07:00OMG!!!! ROFL!!!! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-66094792636739967382011-10-07T21:32:00.001-07:002011-10-07T21:32:46.181-07:00Height of laziness Boss: Do you know, what is the height of laziness?Employee: Yes, it is adopting a child! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-59500930121373601812011-10-02T12:11:00.000-07:002011-10-02T12:11:36.278-07:00God bless you Son Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?  Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard " GLUE STICK " Father : God bless u son !! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-27525427571696091682011-09-29T09:50:00.001-07:002011-09-29T09:50:31.346-07:00VALUE OF A DOT A girl got first class in B.Ed exam...!  Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS To her father, ...  "Your daughter is first class in BED" =p JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-37552347488618298942011-09-29T09:49:00.001-07:002011-09-29T09:49:48.488-07:00A Deep Love Story Once Upon A Time True Lovers Went For A Long Walk,  .  .  .  . .  . . .  Remaining Story Will Be Published When They Return . JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-78068789423734111112011-09-28T10:37:00.000-07:002011-09-28T10:37:15.302-07:00Height Of Begging !! :D :D A sleeping beggar puts upA notice board in front of him:"Please do not make noise By dropping coins Offer notes" :D JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-899191470088713042011-09-28T10:30:00.001-07:002011-09-28T10:30:32.697-07:00Self Control.... People SMOKE & DRINK for few days & get addicted......Look at me........................I am STUDYING since CHILDHOOD, bt not YET ADDICTED to STUDIES.This is called "SELF CONTROL.." JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-17461104945313359182011-09-25T09:39:00.000-07:002011-09-25T09:39:05.012-07:00Judge and the Man JUDGE: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover ? MAN : your honour its easier to shoot a woman once than, shooting one man every week. :P :D JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-23902946689819440432011-09-18T05:40:00.000-07:002011-09-18T05:40:28.962-07:00Dad's Daughter A girl was standing at bus stop covering her face with a scarf ..  A passer by : "HI SEXY"Girl : Hey Dad its me ! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-58295971687321352712011-09-03T08:14:00.000-07:002011-09-03T08:14:12.708-07:00BOY and the CHEMIST ( Adults ONLY) Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said: Give Me a Condom, I'm Going to My Gfs house for Dinner. ActuallyGive Me 2 More. Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ♥ :DDuring Dinner..Girl's Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying..Girl: I Never Knew You are So Religious :)Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST! :@ :P JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-27227409494174805092011-09-03T02:28:00.001-07:002011-09-03T02:28:52.614-07:00Wife teaching English Grammer to her Husband Wife : I am beautiful ! Which tense is that ? Husband : this is 100% Past tense !JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-68048257594882084592011-09-03T02:25:00.001-07:002011-09-03T02:25:56.145-07:00Medical Teacher n Student Medical teacher: "if a girl falls unconsciou s give her a lip lock to blow air in her lungs while keep pressing her chest with your hands...... Any question?" Student: "yes. How to make a girl unconscious..! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-46339375550398134322011-08-28T04:16:00.001-07:002011-08-28T04:16:45.720-07:00HURT according a boy or a girlWhen A Guy Is Hurt.. He Smokes, Drinks, Tries To Be Mightier.. Devilish, Crazy, Mad.. But when A Girl Is Hurt She Sleeps Silently with A Teddy Bear..!!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-43711109038432438652011-08-28T04:15:00.001-07:002011-08-28T04:15:21.698-07:00Boy teaching Girl MathsA boy was teaching maths to a girl... He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition then the girl kissed him n said, this is substraction then they kissed each other n said, this is multiplication suddenly the girl's dad came beat the boy threw him away n said this is called DIVISION :D :DJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-82732015384267109232011-08-28T04:14:00.000-07:002011-08-28T04:14:09.103-07:00According to student etc means......What does "etc" mean in exaams?. . E : End of T : Thinking C : Capacity =PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-51966067966312963962011-08-28T04:12:00.001-07:002011-08-28T04:12:49.214-07:00Whose guilty?? "Husband and wife are sleeping.." Wife dreaming at night, Suddenly shouts: 'Quick, my husband is coming' Husband gets up and jumps out of the window ..:PDPJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-19740551043105300472011-07-31T23:46:00.001-07:002011-07-31T23:46:43.651-07:00Secretary and private secretaryQuestion: What's the difference between a 'secretary' and a 'private secretary'? Answer: A secretary says, "Good Morning, Boss", while a private secretary says, "It's morning Boss".JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-7765962284577322692011-07-31T23:45:00.001-07:002011-07-31T23:45:54.959-07:00Office JuniorOffice junior: Please, sir, can I have a day off next month? Boss: What for? Office junior: I'm getting married. Boss: But you only earn thirty pounds a week; you look like a pig; and you've no hope of ever rising above the rank of an office junior. What sort of an idiot would marry you? Office junior: Your daughter, sir.JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-51181196043790625332011-07-31T23:42:00.001-07:002011-07-31T23:42:25.688-07:00Junior School JokeIn the classroom of a junior school... Teacher: Everyone who thinks he's stupid, please stand up. After a while, only one student stands up... Teacher: OK, so you think you are stupid! Student: I don't think I'm stupid at all! Teacher: Then why are you standing? Student: I felt bad seeing you standing all by yourself!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-54466505565703126792011-07-31T23:34:00.001-07:002011-07-31T23:34:50.499-07:00Past Tense :DTeacher: 'I am very beautiful' - which tense is this? Student: Naturally, it is the past tense!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-85645317220503674432011-07-31T23:33:00.001-07:002011-07-31T23:33:40.379-07:00Answer Sheet Blank Two kids Jack and Jill were fighting in the classroom just after their examination got over. The teacher came in and asked why were they fighting... Jack: (Pointing to Jill) Because this foolish boy has left his answer sheet blank. Teacher: But why does that bother you? Jack: I did the same thing. Now you will think that I have copied from him!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-55439709469309658282011-07-31T23:32:00.000-07:002011-07-31T23:32:15.295-07:00Little AttentionTeacher: I wish you would pay a little attention in class. Student: I'm paying as little as I can! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-13096710710589619032011-07-16T06:12:00.000-07:002011-07-16T06:12:08.532-07:00ShorteeeTruth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband again says sorry. Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?    Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife?   Husband: She has a problem for every solution.  Man: Is there any JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-30033569900518929292011-07-16T06:06:00.000-07:002011-07-16T06:06:17.684-07:00One LinersGal: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Guy: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven! Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Boy: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything. Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-59544764634397402882011-07-16T06:01:00.000-07:002011-07-16T06:01:19.083-07:00One LinersHusband to wife, there`s a Dog Race at 4 PM so I shall not be home before late evening. Wife: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk.  Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life. Men: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?  In an African Safari, a lion suddenly pounced on a man's`s wife! Wife: Shoot him. Man: Well, let me change the battery of my JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-66612996863842947402011-07-15T12:25:00.001-07:002011-07-16T00:00:48.683-07:00Lie DetectorA man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda. The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was a Porno. Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! The robotJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-44815612647420379962011-07-15T12:21:00.001-07:002011-07-15T12:21:48.745-07:00At the Gates of HeavenOne day,a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-57935706024115931792011-07-15T12:19:00.001-07:002011-07-15T12:19:36.448-07:00Medical Alert!The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-65540924343903920682011-07-15T12:17:00.001-07:002011-07-15T12:17:45.815-07:00Stuck on the seatA man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat toJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-70948375779786249662011-07-15T12:13:00.000-07:002011-07-15T12:13:50.494-07:00Would You Remarry?Girl: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Boy: "Definitely not!" Girl: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Boy: "Of course I do." Girl: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Boy: "Okay, I'd get married again." Girl: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). Boy: (makes audible groan). Girl: 'Would you live in our house?' Boy: 'Sure, it's a great house.' JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-39090659131599659822011-07-14T06:52:00.000-07:002011-07-14T06:52:25.826-07:00Awesomeee Shit.. I cudn't help, but steal it from a frnds profile in facebook :DI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,I just JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-48391161568576422402011-07-03T07:27:00.001-07:002011-07-03T07:27:25.359-07:00Universal Truth :) If a Man opens the door of his Car for his Wife.. Then either the 'Wife' or the 'Car' is New :) :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-73695110770242722772011-07-02T23:41:00.000-07:002011-07-02T23:41:26.734-07:00What does a Girl Want?She doesn't know what she wants, but she wants men to know what she wants.. and she wants that too!!! A bit confusing!?!@?!?@@!?JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-74731929115521253762011-06-30T22:02:00.000-07:002011-06-30T22:02:28.091-07:00Lawyer Jokes Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?  Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions. Man: Isn't it too high? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question? JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-78472446608089342012011-06-30T21:58:00.000-07:002011-06-30T22:03:09.858-07:00Mr.Bean asks PriestMr.Bean asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful? Priest: So that you will love them. Mr.Bean thinks for a short time...  Mr.Bean: But why did God make them so dumb? Priest: So that they will love you. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-68916272753302506982011-06-30T21:55:00.000-07:002011-06-30T21:55:41.764-07:00A Girl was a college student. Once that Girl comes late to class.  Teacher: Why are you late?   Girl : One boy was following me, sir.  Teacher: So, What?   Girl : That boy was walking very slow.   JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-69959701838268029092011-06-30T21:53:00.000-07:002011-06-30T21:53:18.058-07:00Wedding JokeMr.Bean: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes. Friend: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-65754936764760963112011-06-30T21:51:00.000-07:002011-06-30T22:02:45.053-07:00Dog n CatA dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods! A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me... I must be a god! JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-15709408291056979872011-06-30T21:45:00.001-07:002011-06-30T21:45:11.285-07:00Girl friend and Boy friendGirlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.   Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us. JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-23521126820695553962011-06-26T09:39:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:39:14.731-07:00Before and After Marriage Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-67169353363008943652011-06-26T09:37:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:37:33.352-07:00Shorties...... LOLOnce old man said: When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. But when a fifteen year married couple smile everyone wonders why..!!! Wife: Today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: well, let us stand in silence for two minutes.!!! Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How come? Boyfriend: Tough to understand, complicated, lots of JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-46051693282349208122011-06-26T09:31:00.001-07:002011-06-26T09:31:01.240-07:00Secret of HappinessSon: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life? . . . . Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-53665537555268352712011-06-26T09:30:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:30:14.903-07:00Relationship Jokes :DWife: Hey, look at that guy who has drunk a lot.. Husband: Who is he? Wife: Well, 12 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage. Husband: Oh my god, good! he is still celebrating!! ------------------------- Son: Dad, tell me the difference between spouse and mom? Dad: Dear son, one brings you into this great world crying but the other ensures you continue crying.. --------------JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-52677072798133778562011-06-26T09:24:00.001-07:002011-06-26T09:24:51.621-07:00Dad's gift to MomMy parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead." "How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-75132862330713510372011-06-26T09:23:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:23:16.560-07:00Librarian Call"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice. "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?" "Who saidJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-43581479421405299422011-06-26T09:18:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:18:31.223-07:00Elderly Women- Birth Control PillsAn elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?” The woman JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-1123314337525158552011-06-26T09:14:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:14:59.778-07:00Intellident BlondeA blonde says to another blonde "Look! A dead bird!"and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-41178771897487283122011-06-26T09:05:00.000-07:002011-06-26T09:05:15.714-07:00Love, Lust or MarriageHow do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage? LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care LOVE when you argue over how many children to have LUST When you argue over who gets JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-57308002673220548632011-06-23T20:06:00.001-07:002011-06-23T20:06:33.367-07:00Never lie to your momA Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-4727847542382301262011-06-22T06:51:00.000-07:002011-06-22T06:51:41.706-07:00A message From GODAn important message from GOD to all Women :  Lying under somebody in bed and screaming ... OH MY GOD ....OHH GODD ...OH GGOODD..!!! - will not be considered as prayer....JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-46328997755497327922011-06-22T06:48:00.000-07:002011-06-22T06:48:54.253-07:00Boys are always IdiotIf a girl is in Love Her parents say, "Who's that Idiot?" If a boy is in love His parents say,"Idiot Who's that girl?" Moral: No matter who's in Love, boys are always Idiot. :P Sorry Boys :PJaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-7541080695217381882011-06-21T08:51:00.001-07:002011-06-21T08:51:34.993-07:00What is old age ?? Ans. When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-50815954214231106052011-06-18T11:07:00.001-07:002011-06-18T11:07:37.583-07:00hahahaaGuest: Whenever i take tea, Why your cat look to me?? . . . . .... Servant: She is too clever,she recognized her cup...:)JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083050542422318667.post-80872672318501095382011-06-18T08:47:00.000-07:002011-06-18T08:47:19.680-07:00GLOBAL WARnING Please do not meet Hot chicks during MONsoon.... or they may become MOM soon :P ;)JaiAravind Jhttps://profiles.google.com/105682683983416426728noreply@blogger.com0